Satire Site The Onion Purchases Alex Jones's Infowars.
Court Dismisses News Outlets' Lawsuit Against OpenAI.
Olivia Nuzzi’s World is Still Collapsing, FYI.
CNN to Lay Off Top 'Talent' Amid Massive Ratings Plunge.
Neocon National Review Thrilled with Trump's Early Appointments.
Far-Left Guardian Offers Staff Counseling After Trump's 'Very Upsetting' Election Triumph.
Kamala's Failed Campaign Is $20 Million in Debt After Blowing $1 BILLION.
Soros-Funded Fake News Group Spent Millions Supporting Kamala on Facebook.
Globalist British Mag Backs Harris.